Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

calvetti

The bitch of bitchiest people to ever exist. They smell bad, look disgusting and are renowned for being mentally challenged. If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter a calvetti just run away because if you engage in a conversation it won’t shut the hell up and will begin crying about life problems. Avoid a Calvetti at ALL costs. They have little dicks too.

“The Calvetti missed another child support payment “

by Luis Holguin May 24, 2023

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

Calletano

Buff stupid Short Mexican that looks like a masked wrestler he is also gay and stupid

You look like a calletano

by The man Sam August 19, 2024

capetuous

Given to uncontrolable urges to intensify a mood or a situation to enhance the overall outcome

The party went wild after my capetuous act, everybody got naked.

by MistressKatrina August 20, 2024

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023