Candy Sparks

A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.

"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."

Candy Sparks by Bradley Assmass March 1, 2005

candy coated blow job 

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

candy coated blow job by Otis D February 6, 2009

Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.

"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."

Candy Burn by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009

Candybag Jackhammer 

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

Candybag Jackhammer by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

Candyfloss Wish 

When you put candy floss inside a girls vagina, take it out once it is hard and sticky and pass it from your mouth to her mouth.

Warning: CandyFloss may lose flavour whilst inside the vagina.

Girl: What are you doing with that Candyfloss?
Boy: I thought I could give you a Candyfloss wish...
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Open your legs and I will show you!!!

Candyfloss Wish by Johnny Tatum April 17, 2013

thumb candy 

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy

Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!

thumb candy by Camper October 13, 2002

Lap Candy 

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

Lap Candy by Anona1989 May 1, 2009