California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

by Cum-czar May 1, 2009

Cold call

Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.

Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling

by fuckmy_non-existant_life September 24, 2009

Calm down bomb

A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.

A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.

by Toddwoos January 21, 2009

california stop

The act of slowing down but not fully stopping while driving. Applies mostly to right hand turns at stopsigns.

Sarah got a ticket for making a California stop when turning right at the intersection.

by Shannon April 29, 2003

shot caller

an individual in a gang who has a high status. This person "calls the shots", but he dosen't carry it out, hes already done that role, hence his elevated status.

Shot caller: Go kill this dude named tone, you can find him on 34th street, apartment 419.

by drew December 25, 2003

a tribe called quest

Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad. One of - if not the best - hip-hop groups to ever exist. Pioneers of the D.A.I.S.Y. (Da Inner Sound Y'all) genre of hip-hop along with De La Soul. Also a part of the Native Tongues Posse. They forged the gratest hip-hop album of all time (IMO): "The Low End Theory"

"If knowledge is the key then just show me the lock
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock
With speed. I'm agile plus I'm worth your while
One hundred percent intelligent black child
My optic presentation sizzles the retina
How far must I go to gain respect? Ummmm
Well, it's kind of simple, just remain your own
Or you'll be crazy sad and alone
Industry rule number four thousand and eighty:
Record company people are shady"

- Check the Rhime ("The Low End Theory" - A Tribe Called Quest, 1991)

by Stylus February 22, 2005

Call of Duty syndrome

A term coined to describe the recent trend of games and formerly respected gaming series' to be dumbed down to appeal to the larger, absent minded CoD base. Symptoms include short, repetitive gameplay, linear levels, simple controls and an average gamer age of 12. Recent examples include Ace Combat: Assault Horizon and (soon to be) Mass Effect 3.

"The new Ace Combat game has a serious case of Call of Duty syndrome"

by genericname October 14, 2011