Canadian Breakfast 

When a Canadian man eats a sausage out of a woman's vagina.

Last night was great me and Trace did a canadian breakfast.

Canadian Breakfast by ANONOMOUS #69 March 18, 2011

midnight breakfast 

A kickass breakfast made by jamie oliver. Perfect for when u have a late night and are a little peckish.

Jamie oliver kicks ass.

midnight breakfast by god dammit April 29, 2005

Mongolian Breakfast 

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

Mongolian Breakfast by Colbster July 25, 2007

nifty neato, breakfast burrito 

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.

Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.

nifty neato, breakfast burrito by Golda July 1, 2006

bloody breakfast 

When a person who is going down on a woman having a period.

While I was doin my tongue twister, she gave me the bloody breakfast

bloody breakfast by random pedestrian Will382 June 20, 2008

Black Breakfast 

A brekfast that includes cereal in a bowl. Some people would call it a "friday breakfast".

Person A: Would you like some egg and bacon for breakfast?

Person B: No thanks, I gotta get down to the bus stop so I'm just having a black breakfast.

Black Breakfast by dotp May 10, 2011

Kidnap Breakfast 

When a group of high school girl's arrange (usually) with the parents of a group of boys to burst into their respective bedrooms VERY early in the morning, surprising the guys, yanking them out of their beds and treat their "victims" (e.g. the guys) out to breakfast. The rule is the guys have to go pretty much as they're dressed. Time Frame: This happened to me in the early 1960's.

Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.

This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.

Jay was sound asleep when his girlfriend, Shauna, and a bunch of her girl friends burst into his room and began pulling him out of the bed by his feet. He was their first victim of their "Kidnap Breakfast." Jay didn't know what was happening and tried grabbing the front of his mattress while the group of ten screaming girls laughed, yelled and chanted, "Jay let go, Jay let go." When he finally the group of girls were led by his girlfriend––Jay gladly let go!

When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.

Kidnap Breakfast by Options Man October 24, 2013