blondetastic

a random word you use in place of another word that means silly or funny

no way! that is totally blondetastic

by emmylee7 June 7, 2009

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

Blonde Mop

1.A girl with blonde hair that is braggy
2. A dumb blonde headed girl

1. Man Hailey is such a blonde mop!
2. Omg girl stop being a blonde mop!

by IzzyTheBakedPatatoPrincess September 8, 2016

Blonde

Super smart and nice unlike redheads.

Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.

by Cooliobulio December 17, 2018

Baloney sandwiches

A friendlier way of saying, “Bullshit.”

Dude, you are so full of baloney sandwiches.

by Weegee420 November 8, 2019

Mediocre Blonde

non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.

Urgghhh look at that bunch of mediocre blondes

by The Beakster July 17, 2009

Face Blondeness

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

by Jables1234 October 16, 2010