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Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
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SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023
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Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Green Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits
Oww she gave me a green blumpkin
by Wowzer Zowzers! March 19, 2024
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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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Flicker Blumpkin

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl
by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024
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Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
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