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dino blowjob

When you get a female naked, she has her thumbs to her nipples like a t rex and bites your dick off, then she roars on the top of her lungs
Damn bro, i was with the homie brandon and tristan and they were getting a dino blowjob
by Dino blowjob January 13, 2019
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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
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national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?
by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022
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Blowjob

A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name
I gave Ben a blowjob, but it wasn't cheating
by Coolkid01020202 November 30, 2018
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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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National Blowjob Day

April 20th is designated as National Blowjob Day. Use this entry and give it to the lady in your life who you want to suck the soul our of you
by PicklesTicklesNickles April 20, 2024
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