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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
mugGet the The Bloody Marymug.

bloody koobideh

n. The result when a man engages in coitus with a woman who is currently on her menstrual period.

v. The act of the aforementioned noun.
n. Dat girl didn't tell me it was that time of the month and for all of my work, I ended up with blue balls and a bloody koobideh.

v. Dat girl don't know it yet, but she is about to be koobidehed.
by DonkeyDung October 16, 2008
mugGet the bloody koobidehmug.

Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.
Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!
by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013
mugGet the Bloody Rocketmug.
After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
mugGet the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug.

The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.
I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!
by VT fucker January 3, 2025
mugGet the The Bloody 9/11mug.

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.
The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.
by Hgerm December 30, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Gunkmug.

Bloody

like your ruthless or very mean or dayroom
him he exposed ha nudes ?

other dude : yea all ova insta
him: he mad bloody
by Tae <3 April 3, 2022
mugGet the Bloodymug.

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