beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004

Beaver Tail

The act of 'tucking' ones genitals behind their legs and ironing the protruding shaft until black and tail like

Niddlebert: Jesus, why did you beaver tail yourself?
Fiddleshwert: I needed to build a dam for monsoon season

by Robbadob August 7, 2009

Beavering

Doing something that you know you shouldn't even when your best friend tells you shouldn't.

An Example of this Beavering be meeting a guy on the internet, and meeting him after dark and alone. Or meeting a person for a "date" for the first time and inviting them to your house and telling them they have to leave by four.

by Dan8381 February 8, 2010

Blue Beaver

A womans sexual anxiety emanating from a lackluster sexual experience in which her sub-par partner was unable to bring her to orgasim.

I can't believe it! One minute twentyseven seconds and he's out. What an ass hole! I have the worst case of blue beaver!

by Uniberg April 5, 2011

the bravery

A poser-esque band from New York that is capitalizing on the success of synth-driven bands such as The Killers. The band is headed by Sam Endicott, who likes to talk badly about other bands (examples: The Killers and Duran Duran) and promote his hardcore image. However, in spite of all of that, their music is still quite good so they are not despised by everyone in the music community. Good for them.

too many fingers, too many thumbs
something wicked this way comes
the best time i ever had
waiting around for something bad

by toohardcoreforyou May 1, 2005

Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.

Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.

by Acceleratedbeats December 12, 2003

Cum Belly Beaver

Captain Canada's loyal sidekick. Affectionately known as Gummy. Together, their mission is to suck as many cocks and injest as much cum as possible until they explode in mess of sticky goo.

Captain Canada was sucking Cum Belly Beaver (Gummy's) cock and exploded all over Gummy's cum belly.

by Captain Canada July 22, 2008