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what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach
Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010
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"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.
1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?
by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007
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I Wanna Be Sedated

A really good song by the punk band The Ramones.
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
by Mikitira September 5, 2008
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bitch I might be

Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.
Bitch - "Is you rolling?"

You - "Bitch I might be."
by poopfist January 1, 2009
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Let it Be

A famous phrase used by The Beatles, also a REALLY good album (if you like The Beatles, if you do you already have it).
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, Let it be, let it be, Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
by Hoy December 28, 2005
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to be or not to be

A quote from William Shakespeare's famous play, Hamlet.
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
by He who likes Bukkake March 10, 2005
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You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.
"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."
by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008
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