rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

rubbing bacon by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

pocket bacon 

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips

"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"

pocket bacon by Dearergoose October 10, 2017

And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

And then I was bacon by WyleType September 4, 2011

Wisconsin Back Bacon 

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.

Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.

Wisconsin Back Bacon by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Fuck you Bacon 

Something you say when bacon is being stupid

Bacon: *sizzle sizzle*
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!

Fuck you Bacon by Richard Bunny September 11, 2011

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

Wake and Bacon by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006