Bass Clarinet

"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."

"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."

by Teth Bedrows June 3, 2009

Bass

The spot on your body between your back and your ass.

Randi: *trys to smack my ass but hits my bass"
Me: FUCKIN A! YOU HIT MY BASS NIKKUH!

by Third_Eye June 12, 2008

bass guitar

a guitar with four strings that is easier to play than a regular guitar and makes a low, muffled sound. Great sound and the strings are harder to play due to their size, but due to most bands use of only 1 string at a time, the bass is both overlooked and superbly easy to play.

The bass guitar is cool, but the electric takes more skill to master.

by andrew Dolan October 5, 2005

Bassell

A guy who plays the trumpet and is very, very dark and delicious. He knows how to treat women well, it just takes a few tries. He has a very bubbley butt. He really likes music and alcohol. Put the two together and he'll be happy forever.

Hey, did you hear Bassell play his trumpet the other day?

by Dominicaaa November 16, 2010

quadruple bass

a process of building a set of four bass drums in two two-peice sets, one drum on-top of the other so it looks like this = =....- = one bass drum. then playing them in an out of time fashion so as to increase the sound speed produced.

"chuff chuff chuff, Man those quadruple bass drums are fast"

by Chris Lewis / Seamus Bradd September 21, 2003

marching bass drum

An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.

Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.

Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.

Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass

by Philly H October 8, 2013

basshead

noun:1a)A person that does or did something absolutely absurd
noun:1b)a word for describing someone as dumb or unintelligent
adj: something that is absurd

Tim was characterized as a basshead after he slipped on a banana peel in front of his whole class.

Where are you coming up with these basshead ideas?

by ultrabasshead October 18, 2008