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The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.
Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.
by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 4, 2013
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Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.
"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015
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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
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dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level
Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin
by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017
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Pán'Batman'achoo

The act of wearing appeal relating to Batman everyday of your existence.
Based on the DC comic charcter ,Panchoo whom is always seen wearing Batman fan gear.
"Wow Steve is a real Pán'Batman'achoo type of guy, he wore his Batman jacket and socks everyday this week"
by StamStam August 24, 2017
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