Banana peeler

A gimmicky and/or useless tool.

If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

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by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019

Banana Sprinkles

The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."

by Thebr00klinKnyght20X2 January 24, 2020

banana button

The small hard part at the end banana inside of the peel.

I always take off the banana button before eating it.

by Phebie September 18, 2015

banana fiend

The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work

"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"

by Ghostsharklegs January 5, 2019

banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017