twanic attack

reading a distressing tweet on twitter that results in having a panic attack.

i read your tweet about getting into a car wreck, you nearly gave me a twanic attack!

by hribasaur April 25, 2011

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

Slack Attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

Guys, I think I'm haveing a slack attack!

by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008

Breck-attack

A defining moment of homosexuality, basically the closet opens up for the public to see.

A gentleman, during his breck-attack, shopped at Victoria's Secret for that perfect pink thong.

by Adin Phaux June 12, 2008

sneak attack

attempt an anal penetration while your partner is unconscious

Merv tried to violate me with a sneak attack last night and wound up in the litter box.

by cockblocker37 March 21, 2009

attack helicopter

A joke usually used by cishet people to make fun of non-binary, transgender, and other LGBTQ+ gender identities. This "gender" was intentionally made to mock people who aren't cisgender.

Person 1: I identify as an attack helicopter

Person 2: That's transphobic wtf

by yaanfei August 21, 2021

Jack Attack

A name given to successful and amazing students who has a steady supply of awesomeness.

Yo this guy is THE Jack Attack.

by Jattack122 October 5, 2009