Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

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Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.

George W. Bush gave Angela Merkel a Love Attack

by jesster79 July 26, 2006

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wack attack

An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.

"Dude where'd you go?"

"I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."

by Larocs June 17, 2007

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Barack Attack

The revolution that will occur when the typically mentally unstable Obama wingnuts finally concede that Obama is a fraud and therefore unelectable.

These typical white wingnuts will join forces with the typical black radicals to create anarchy to over throw the government and Wall Street to get the reparations they and Michelle Obama believe society at large owes them for living in the United States.

The United States will face a racial schism, a Barack Attack, when white Obama wingnuts finally accept what the black radicals already know - that Obama is a fraud.

by who_knows May 24, 2008

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