Askhole

Someone who asks for your advice but then, does the exact opposite.

Most of my friends are askholes.

by Mandogy May 21, 2015

Ashonti

A very selfless person who puts anyone before ones self, full of emotion which may portray them as weak but they're actually the opposite they have tons of imagination to one it may seem over the top but to another audience it may be attractive, occasionally an Ashonti may seem to have a split personality but over all he/she lives off of love which is a huge part when it comes to their humanity .

I've met someone named Ashonti before, it was like meeting a human kaledoscope

by shatteredrecordsz December 20, 2013

your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

asshole's asshole

some one who is a lying asshole

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

ya momma's asshole

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.

1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!

by Tebbo August 20, 2006