first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

AP

Associated Pedophiles

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Ape

Term used to call a black person

Some racist nigga: Ew! There’s so many apes in this diner, I thought there was no blacks allowed!
Four apes: Whatchu said nigga? Jump his ass!

by skippr.requiem on tiktok November 28, 2021

Ape Belly

Ape Belly, used to describe a person with a muscle belly the protrudes out. This can occur from having alot of muscle in the stomach region or muscle layered with a beer gut layered with more muscle in the stomach region.

I can lift alot thanks to my ape belly.

by Yfubar August 7, 2023

AP Art History

the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.

Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?

by academicvictim22 May 21, 2024

ap

1) Advanced placement: college-level courses and exams provided to high school students by College Board
2) Affair partner: when someone in a monogamous relationship is cheating on their partner, the person they’re cheating with is their mistress/sidepiece/affair partner

1) dude ap physics is kicking my ass
2) I hope my ap doesn’t call me when I’m with my actual partner

by 13_mel April 2, 2025