ashley massaro

A pretty wwe diva who won raw diva search, she's also won Miss Hawaiian tropics several times and is known on wwe for her rock chick personality. She is currently suspended from wwe.

Ashley Massaro: The best wwe diva at the moment

by Alix91 August 6, 2007

ashley

a person who puts her own definition of herself on urban dictionary to make herself look good then tells others about it

Ashley: hmm... i think i need to get a popularity boost by putting my own definition of myself on the internet and tell people about it...
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys

by gus bus mclovin February 13, 2010

Ashley

fat hoe that no one likes

Ashley is so fat and short, she needs to grow 5 inches!

by john5609 May 5, 2009

Ashley

the "destroyer vagina" aka "slayer of man" was a happy ditz bubbly personality that was lost somewhere in oblivion. it was thought that her destructive power was not anything malicious but purely oblivious naivety and a nagging inner desire to cause strife so as to get attention. although neutral in alignment and with good intention, her capacity to destroy things were catastrophically phenomenal. it was said that "the destructive power was so great, it had defeated the Champion called "Triumph" in the great battle of Vag" 2009~ 2011 A.D. upon hearing the defeat of his brother the Champion called "Wisdom" ran away into hiding. also many evidence suggest that "Maza rah huk'to" "challenger" or Maza rah Heka'se further translated to "challenger from the heavens" had also fell victim to the Ashley's destructive force. most scholars argue her as a entirely mythical creature pointing to the fact that it was once rumored she had been both the demon twin sister of "lilith" from gnostic catholic beliefs and also the evil sister of "Deianira" from greek mythology suggesting that its purely the fictional work of juvenile vandals. her name in native demon tongue is "alehim nak shee'tu" and translates to "the jezebel disguised as ignorance" or "jezebel of oblivion" "Lady destroyer" or "the destroyer lady" eluk shi'te na kul meaning "the one who devours men" and also ha nauk selat vie "doombringer of mankind" ~ i dont hate her anymore. goodbye.

what happened to that bloody guy?
an ashley happened

by mstrofobvious February 11, 2014

Ashley

A shallow, vapid, spoiled little rich girl. A hypocrite and non-stop whiner with no moral compass or ability to distinguish right from wrong. Selfish and thoughtless. Generally, blonde, permed, and tanned, and very vain, though with little reason to be.

That girl is such an Ashley - she doesn't care who she hurts as long as she gets what she wants.

by ghgnvkljw February 3, 2010

Ashwee

Highly skilled n basicly teh win, fluffle it in the street and it may bring u good luck. Kind of like a leprachorn

I smile when 'ashwee' is happy

by 1337 baby August 7, 2003

ashley

To make a total fuck up!
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)

1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.

He's made a right fu*kin Ashley of that!

by stop4fire June 22, 2009