When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008
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Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
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Get the ASAP mug.person one: ah fuck! im hung as a dog! fuck! i had such a big night on the turps last nite, pashed some mole, rooted her then threw up all over the place
person two: pedders!
person two: pedders!
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A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.
Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.
Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.
by Mark Reed February 3, 2006
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