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Used in the same context as you would normally use the phrase "I said." However, for the word "asaid" to have its full effect it needs to be added after the sentance as well as after an approximate 1 to 2 second pause. Ideally the word "asaid" is used in a condescending tone.
No, the score is 7 to 16... ASAID!
Asaid by ACORNSTU November 6, 2010
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Asaid • Asad • asaad • asain • aaiden • asanda • Asadul • asande • anaida • Asadel

ASAGDMFP 

As soon as god damn mother fucking possible .

Archer always have something I can borrow for my own everyday vocabulary and this is no exception. This saying has to get archerized (yup, 'archerizing' is a word now!)
"He needs an extraction asagdmfp"
ASAGDMFP by gigiiya February 4, 2015
anaida is an amazing person, wow. she has a very nice aesthetic instagram and good taste in music. she is very funny and never fails to make people smile! she is always there for all of her friends, no matter what. she may seem very salty and sarcastic, but if you are her friend, she is v nice.
anaida is really cool
anaida by rose17168 February 6, 2018
A hot af girl ,who is generally shy but sweet , she can sometimes be bitchy but only if you get on her bad side
Did you see that girl she totally looks like an Asanda
Asanda by ast.ro.naut October 6, 2019

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012
A really litty person who is crazy stylish and is generally good at life, lol. They forever winnino in every way possible. They are also extremely loyal to everyone around them and are kind but can be bitchy when pushed so she shouldn't fucked with. they can also be a crazy shy person too but overall a good person :)
Dude that girk is so amazing - she is such an Asanda!
asanda by queenofslang August 15, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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