cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

Gamer's Burn

When you spend too long up close to a large or medium sized screen and your cheeks get red and hot.

Mum: Get off the Xbox you're getting gamer's burn!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 28, 2019

Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.

Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.

by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Tug Burn

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn

Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often

by Butter Son June 28, 2019

Counter-Burn

To equalize a trailing/running joint or blunt with a flame of your personal choice.

Yo, that shits running...counter-burn it bitch!

We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.

Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.

Hey watch that shit, it's running counter-burn it.

Around the turn, just Counter-Burn.

by Masked Producer November 24, 2021

frost burn

When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.

I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013