pie crust

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

by droppinin August 12, 2008

Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.

OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing

by caseone March 23, 2011

Pie Stomp

It's sometimes customary, in the Midwestern regions of the United States to defecate while showering. Pie stomping is the act of squishing fecal matter down the drain with ones foot.

Hey Billy-Jean-Ray! Is pie stomping allowed in this here shower?

by phalout January 19, 2009

Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

crocodile pie

to eat out a ten day old crusty fanny of an 80 year old women

oh man he said i cant believe in just ate a crocodile pie lol

by funkyman April 27, 2009

Randy Pie

A pie that has delicious contents in it but, is disgusting

Liauna- Hey did you see that Randy Pie that someone puked up! Gross
Angus-Yeah that was gross!

by Blabla chick January 13, 2015

Shoofly Pie

Crack cocaine. Meth. Pie. It’s a cover up for the Amish boy to make his meth.

“Yo man can I get that Shoofly Pie?”
“It’s gonna cost you extra, it was made underground”

by Mr Elia May 22, 2019