Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

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cat pie

The act of having sexual intercourse with a cat and not pulling out.

Cat pie is when you don't pull out while having sex with a cat.

by Akaedward June 11, 2015

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Pie Stomp

It's sometimes customary, in the Midwestern regions of the United States to defecate while showering. Pie stomping is the act of squishing fecal matter down the drain with ones foot.

Hey Billy-Jean-Ray! Is pie stomping allowed in this here shower?

by phalout January 20, 2009

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Floor Pie

This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 03, 2022

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