Semen Shower

The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.

Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.

by gdaddy16 December 19, 2012

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

PM Showers

A universal nickname for any male who talks and dresses like a male stripper.

Crap dude, I want to go into Abercrombie, but every time I go in there I see PM Showers.

by TeamHKRacing April 20, 2011

liquor shower

The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.

A liquor shower is self-explanatory.

by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007

brown shower

The act of spray farting on another. Often done when the person has diarrhea. Can be done in a sexual or hurtful way.

I gave the bitch a brown shower and then left her ass.

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

frat shower

The act of drinking beer while taking a shower. The ultimate multitask.

I was running late for the pregame so I took a frat shower.

by Tyler Forbes Mason December 4, 2010

shower sac

The more offensive version of douchebag. Douchebags are relatively good things (keep those cunts clean), so, naturally, shower sacs would be horrible things.

Sarah: You're such a douchebag!
Val: Thanks, but you come off as a shower sac.
Sarah: Ugh! Fuckmuppet!

by Mike McShower Sac September 2, 2007