Bed Wetting Drunk

Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge

Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!

by Schwiggity June 19, 2008

have fun in bed

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

by Ryan March 21, 2004

Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

stuck-in-bed blues

similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.

Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.

by Cannablis March 29, 2010

come to bed eyes

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.

Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".

by smalltits June 16, 2012

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 17, 2010

Bed hog

Another for a whore or slut.

B. Mayer: man! That girl is a bed hog!

by NursingGirl3 February 13, 2019