Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 01, 2022
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Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!
by majhat October 04, 2016
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Pure Table

The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.
Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
by Senior Nasty Hoe January 26, 2012
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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out
by SporkedOn January 04, 2022
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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
by SilversSun May 03, 2017
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