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Juniata Valley

A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.

You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.

Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.

Hell on Earth.
Dude, I went to Juniata Valley since 6th grade. It's Hell.
by sexybeans October 14, 2023
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Hidden Valley

When you take ranch dressing, cover your partner's genitals with it and either suck or lick it off.
"Man, my wife let me explore some Hidden Valley with her."
by Andistic April 19, 2019
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Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022
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West valley high school

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
fake gangster : Do you go to west valley high school?

G loc - nah cuh dropped outa Waste valley...
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
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Valley hole

Troy Aikman’s voice as an NFL commentator. Cross between a valley girl and an asshole.
by NFLlover May 3, 2018
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Escalante Valley

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 9, 2019
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Valley Ridge Advisors

Small buck hunter who sends too many emails
Valley ridge advisors kept contacting me
by Microman1 May 25, 2022
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