A shitty school located in middle of nowhere aka Anderson California most students their vape in the bathrooms and get high in the class, they sacrifice eagles on their roof of their classes and have a tree called the virgin tree (where people have sex on school grounds and throw their shoes in the tree), most the students their are rednecks and druggies that have s.t.d.'s from their orgy's in the bathroom.
Dude 1. Hey what school you going to.
Dude 2. West valley high school, why
Dude 1. Dont you guys have orgy's and sacrifice eagles.
Dude 2. Yeah why?
by Mr idk February 20, 2019
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A shitty fucked up shell of its former self in the west side of yakima washington this school is famous for its low graduation rates and s.t.d riddled students along with the large amounts of druggys and dealers the idiots in this school pop pills in class fuck behind the bleachers and shit in the sinks
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by Scroopy46 May 16, 2017
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A “early college” high school located deep between GhettoWood and JunkieValley, the football players push piya sticks up each other’s asses. im not sure how we call the teachers teachers. not to mention previous faculty members have been fired from having chew in their lips during school hours. most of the students vape or smoke weed. the upper class men are heavily given too many get out of jail cards. waste valley is also know for its very HORNY kids just like the other schools but we take it one extra step we have a “Virginity Tree” if you fuck on school grounds you take your shoes you fucked in and throw them up into the tree, the teachers clearly know about this and do nothing..like the fucking tree is right where we all get out shity lunch that’s not even fit for a dog. you can find some cool people but it’s few and slim.
wannabe gangster - do you go to west valley high school?

stoners - nahh we go to waste valley
ps. Masson S. and Ben B. are pussies
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
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WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.

WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.

Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.

The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
"I went to West Valley High School, but I wish I could have gone to Anderson."
by badomen September 15, 2021
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“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
fake gangster : Do you go to west valley high school?

G loc - nah cuh dropped outa Waste valley...
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
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