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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

It is normally use to tell someone to go to hell

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019