Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).

Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.

by Chellsrn November 16, 2023

IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier

“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”

by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024

west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.

so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome

by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

by C.Nebula September 22, 2017

Mirpuri Munde Syndrome

A innate disease within Mirpuri Pakistani parents in which they favour their beloved Sons (Munde), regardless of their behaviour and actions. With a failure to recognise ANY shortcomings in regards to their son.

You definitely have MMS.

You are a product of Mirpuri Munde Syndrome.

by Munde December 29, 2023

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025