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Concordia Syndrome

Based on the captain's actions on the Costa Concodia cruise ship, Concordia syndrome is when someone flees a dangerous situation to save themselves over others (even though they are capable of saving others).
Bill: That strong man could've saved those children, but he ran out of the burning building like a coward.

Frank: I know right? I hate cowards with Concordia syndrome. Pricks...
by I write words sometimes March 17, 2023
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new school syndrome

when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018
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Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
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Britonous Syndrome

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds
“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
by numbnut March 10, 2019
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Post-PR Syndrome

When a permanent (or settled) immigrant of a country displays or supports anti-immigrant sentiment after they obtain legal status in said country, usually through a legal document such as Permanent Residence.

Typically seen in immigrant nations such as USA, Canada, Australia, etc. but not exclusively
Jagmeet: These punjabi kids of today are totally useless and do not study or not hard at all. Things were way different back in my time
Apu: Sounds like you have Post-PR syndrome
by canadianimmigrant August 12, 2023
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