A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025
Get the Glock Derangement Syndromemug. A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks
by gyubo araka July 30, 2020
Get the Fuck Me Syndromemug. A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.
*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.
by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023
Get the tight pussy syndromemug. Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
Get the toilet paper syndromemug. A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.
But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.
But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
by efege October 7, 2017
Get the malabsorption syndromemug. Motif Syndrome is a condition where you become obsessed with Overwatch 2 after Motif asks you to install it. Once you have Motif Syndrome, you can only think and talk about Overwatch 2. When someone asks you a question, your only response is 'Overwatch 2.'
Man I think I got the Motif Syndrome..
He created monsters..
Who cares, go play Overwatch 2 and get Grandmaster or get banned buddy.
He created monsters..
Who cares, go play Overwatch 2 and get Grandmaster or get banned buddy.
by sapped46 March 22, 2025
Get the Motif Syndromemug. The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
Get the Looming Support Syndromemug.