2 definitions by efege

When your friend tries to type 'feg' too quickly and it becomes 'efege'. This is a true blessing, for they have crowned you king of all fegs. You own them.

Also could be used to call someone stupid, either one.
'Wow, they're such an efege!'
'efege? efege.'
by efege September 3, 2017
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A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'
by efege September 11, 2017
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