Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

Cock

Long thing that is good

Cock

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 19, 2023

sweaty cock

sweaty balls mostly happens when u don't wash or u just sweaty and black.

i have a sweaty cock.

by yiufjn March 22, 2023

Cock

Chicken
What are you looking for? Penis?

Tony: mm i love that cock
Richard: i made it so thank you!!

by bombom239482 March 24, 2023

Cock

Chicken
What were you looking for? A penis?

Tony: mm who made this cock it tastes so good
Richard: i made it!

by bombom239482 March 24, 2023

Cock of the month

Marc

Hi cock of the month Marc

by karma5 March 28, 2023

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023