well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

kill me where i stand

some overdramatic anime shit

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand

by Séan Miller February 10, 2022

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Political Pick Me

A white female who talks about how bad white people are to black people

"Linda is over there apologizing about being white to a black person, what a Political Pick me!"

by Landiah February 11, 2022

On me

A phrase used to reinforce one’s statement or agree with another person’s statement.

Person 1: This dude trippin’!
Person 2: On me!

Person 1: We should be able to get an Ace.
Person 2: On me!

by friendRat February 11, 2022

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

She-me guy

A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).

"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."

by eemoo1o October 4, 2021