Skip to main content

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017
mugGet the Pro-gayingmug.

gay

"David is so gay lmao hahahahhah"
mugGet the gaymug.

Gay

women that can’t deadlift more than 295 pounds.
by crashout.exe March 20, 2025
mugGet the Gaymug.

super gay

a sexually where a man enjoys getting pegged by 3 women at the same time while also getting kissed on the mouth by a transgender.
Man: Man I love zoophiles
Man 2: Lmao ur just super gay
by VectyHydro November 30, 2022
mugGet the super gaymug.

Gay

by dont search up.. February 28, 2022
mugGet the Gaymug.

gay hick

by fhfhnhvggvdedxvhbjun June 21, 2019
mugGet the gay hickmug.

gay retard

by poopy booty face November 25, 2019
mugGet the gay retardmug.

Share this definition