completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.
Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'
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(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help
help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement
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timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
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stig me up

stig - nicotine vaporizer

usually said in school
stig me up - brad
meet me in bathroom - nick
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Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
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