SeanLawlor Syndrome

A person who likes fat hoes and has a fetish for farting sausages

guy 1: What the flip dude!
guy 2: What?
guy 1: I think i have SeanLawlor Syndrome!

by Old man Ruckus December 16, 2023

Bimbo Syndrome

An infectious disease most commonly transmittable amongst women and to a lesser extent men with low intelligence, it eats away at brain matter until the victim eventually succumbs and begins parroting whatever twitter/x.com trending says and develops a belief that their opinions hold more importance than others

Very Common
More than 3 million US cases per year

Spreads in various ways
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong

"Damn! That bitch must have Bimbo Syndrome. She doesn't even know what state she lives in"

by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot May 29, 2024

Timid Syndrome

Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.

Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

benni syndrom

The syndrom requires the person to be a faggot of the highest grade with long hair and forever hardened nipples.

oi you have such a big benni syndrom

by That_boiy April 18, 2017

Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome

Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.

"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.

by Cakees December 13, 2019

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024