turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

hoodrat sex

ENGAGING IN ANY TYPE/FORM OF SEXXXUAL CONGRESS INVOLVING AN XXXTREMELY LOOSE, UNINHIBITED PROMISCUOUS PERSON(male or female)....

"Dawg, that chick let me and my entire clique have hoodrat sex with her anyway we wanted to..."

by synz3r3 January 26, 2017

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

Sex

Sex is a way you can have babies or just a baby. Or just Impregnate a woman. Who has a fuckin' huban-

I just wanna ask, why r u shearching up sex. Do u need a person to have sex with. be honest. Pls.

by , I'm dead! ^^ November 15, 2021

sex

idk bruh💀

i want to have sex with every anime girl

by coooooooooolin May 31, 2022

Ultra Sex

The act of attaching a vibrator to your penis and fucking with it both as one.

I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is on a whole different level!

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024