Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag

See a 10/10 Bird

YO B. Sex first ??

by Ehdhfhcj August 18, 2022

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

hoodrat sex

ENGAGING IN ANY TYPE/FORM OF SEXXXUAL CONGRESS INVOLVING AN XXXTREMELY LOOSE, UNINHIBITED PROMISCUOUS PERSON(male or female)....

"Dawg, that chick let me and my entire clique have hoodrat sex with her anyway we wanted to..."

by synz3r3 January 26, 2017

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex

THE BEST THING THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU

Sam comes home from a long day at work, at night he is still on his phone while his wife is sitting beside him all of a sudden while he was just about to put the phone down he feels his underwear and boxers being taken down he then turns around and sees his wife giving him a sexy smirk and takes off her PJ’s to see a thong and a extremely see-trough bra revealing a huge pair of sexy big ass tits he takes off his shirt and takes off her thong and bra then starts sucking on her nipples and eventually making his way down to her stomach and then her pussy. Then he starts rubbing her tits and penetrates his penis into her pussy in and out his wife scream “OOOHHH!!!!, HARDER!!!!, FASTER!!!!” his dick being 7 inches long and eventually his wife cums and Sam starts sucking her cum then they swap positions and Emma gives him the biggest blow-job ever and rides him like a cowgirl. Sam says “Suck me off!!!!!” And Emma starts giving him a harder deep-throated blow-job the whole penis being devoured and then sams starts cumming crazy then after they finish Emma exclaims “Penetrate me daddy!!!” Then Sam inserts his dick into her pussy and after what seems to be the 10th time he hits her g-spot and sams starts cumming again and Again then making his way back up to her tits he starts finger fucking her with 3 fingers and then he pushes her over and injects his cock in her ass. This went on till 5 Am and eventually they fell asleep and woke up in the morning walking nude all breakfast…

by Why has my life come to this…. January 25, 2022