Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023

Girl1: So he did a cock scribble on me last night!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!
by egg bitch March 4, 2020

by Hagsuhsbshxjdjhdhdizbdhdjx November 15, 2020

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.
by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or just putting your penis in tannerite.
by ST3ve? September 20, 2020

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
