Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up

I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?

by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

Nude-O-Scope

A type of machine (no longer being) used by TSA to scan a person's body for dangerous weapons. When used, the monitor will show a nude image of that person.

Brook was in total disgrace, because she got selected for screening by a Nude-O-Scope at the airport today.

by thebear424 June 21, 2017