Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.

Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.

by His7 December 2, 2010

zombies love chili

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.

Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.

by Zombies Love Chili December 9, 2012

abercrombie zombie

An abercrombie zombie is someone who thinks about abercrombie all the time and wastes there pathetic lives boycotting a great store because secretly they want to be the people who shop at abercrombie and look good in those clothes but they can't. They could never afford the clothes, and so now they are jumping on the "I hate abercrombie" band-waggon. Listen, me and my friends shop at abercrombie and we are not "dumb blondes" We are just normal girls that happen to like the clothes. The other day somebody called me an abercrombie zombie and I couldn't stand it! I had to tell people that not all people that shop at abercrombie are stupid model bimbo's! We have feelings, we just happen to have a great sense of style. So before you write some long comment on here about how much you hate the people who shop at abercrombie, realize they are people just like you who happen to like a certain brand of clothing, and you are the real abercrombie zombie. Plus you're doing wonders for their marketing! abercrombie owes you and your pathetic friends a big thank you! So go put on your all black clothes as a big "screwyou" to the world. Really you are just another jealous "abercrombie zombie". Thanks guys! You are just making it cooler to shop there, I mean probably a lot of people want to shop there because they don't want to be associated with you!

abercrombie zombie: I hate the people that shop at abercrombie! They think they are so cool, when really they are just air heads. But instead of ignoring them and not shopping there, I'm going to think about them all the time!

abercrombie shopper:I am happy with my life! I have some great clothes, friends, and a great life! I am comfortable with who I am.

by Abercrombie shopper July 10, 2006

Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.

Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.

by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013

Zombies

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for the heads"
Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"

by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006

zombie stomp

military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly hung over from the night before

we partied all night, i woke up late and had to zombie stomp in the shower just to get to formation on time

by jonnnnnnn May 16, 2006

Zombie Kitty

Ah hell, all hope is lost

ah fuck a zombie kitty...

by Blinker112690 February 2, 2010