Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024

Wide Tongue

Mental Retardation.

You must have a wide tongue, there's no such thing as left handed nails

by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024

Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024

wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.

Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"

by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024

Widebody

A body kit that expands the car’s width.

I am going to put a widebody kit on my srt8.

by deex5 September 4, 2025

Wide-Legged Skank

A trashy woman who opens her legs for anyone, especially married men who she works with, with no care for the family she helps destroy.

He left his wife and kids for a wide-legged skank.

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Wide Shady

not the real slim shady but he's hella wide

A glazer of Motion by the name of Wide Shady is shading up the streets.

by musix75 November 16, 2025