too young to watch Threadpool

This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.

At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator May 29, 2012

Watch it

"Watch it! Watch it!" ~ Steven Crowder

Hym "Watch it or what, bitch? The only thing you're about to watch is half your money leave your bank account you fucking idiot! HA! You're going to watch your kids half the time! Or less after that fucking video! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Watching

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).

Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

watch your back

Watch your back

It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok

Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.

by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021