Dirty South Wiener Wash

When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.

*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Hot Fudge Car Wash

A sex act involving no fewer than two participants fart-spraying (known colloquially as “sharting”) a willing recipient on a skateboard, which rolls slowly before each sharting member of the group. Optional detailing provided by participants utilizing cloth towels to adequately spread the “hot fudge” around the recipient’s body.

“Yo, don’t go out with Beth, I hear she got a Hot Fudge Car Wash” from the entire men’s competitive eating team.”

by Mark Bowbie April 26, 2019

kansas city car wash

four guys in one line and four guys in alother line facing down and beating off on one girls face. then beating her up and taking her money.

that slut from the party te other night

by michael johnson April 25, 2004

P Dubya (Pipe Wash)

An oral pleasuring of the male package.

She gave a DAMN good P Dubya (Pipe Wash)!

by Giovanni M January 11, 2008

Washed up has been

one who hasn't achieved anything in life or accounted for anything significant despite trying, one who is ignored and nobody cares

Single and unemployed even in his early 30's, Pramesh is really washed up has been.

by Primeus July 4, 2018

my dad just washed these

a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.

ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.

by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007