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Jamaican Wank

When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"

"Why, what happened?"

"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
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Wank Cramp

A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
by UnMythic September 19, 2021
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Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.
I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.
by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
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Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023
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Undercover Wank

When it's so cold in your bedroom, you have to keep the duvet on while you beat off
"Man, it was so cold last night, I had to have an undercover wank!"
by Eddiehimself November 26, 2014
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