adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg

me adhd watching The Simple Life by typing this

by Superjuliam May 20, 2023

Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.

"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"

by Kingyd November 19, 2023

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

watching the stars

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity

“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”

by sexy squirrel November 19, 2020

Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.

We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!

by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012

Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.

Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.

by anonymous November 15, 2021

come over to watch LOTR

It is casual invite for sex. If a girl says "sure I'll come over and watch LOTR trilogy with you" she's into you and wants to have sex!

Girl 1:"he called me over to watch LOTR....I mean he knows right!?"

Girl 2:"Girl, I tell you! We all know saying yes to "come over to watch LOTR" means you wanna smash, but nerds are stupid oblivious....YOU have to make a move on HIM..."

by urbumwarrior69420 June 22, 2025