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Happy time

When one masturbates and gets very happy,
Aysha made happy time in da bathroom
by JMizzlle October 12, 2009
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Good Times

To this day. I still watch Good Times
by Saints June 26, 2004
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man's time

A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.
"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."
by duke5572 October 3, 2005
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ass time

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.
I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.
by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005
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Lambda Time

When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.

noun.
"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."
by LPhiE Happy Feet March 6, 2008
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Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.
Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?
by songthrush February 10, 2012
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methological time

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.
I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.
by mostdiggity January 8, 2015
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