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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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california pole smoker

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
by craplover3000 March 12, 2014
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Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.
Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006
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Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.
You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?
by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025
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hoorah pole

you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?
by weirdblackbammerlance February 13, 2010
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