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Covid-🇲🇺

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.
How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
by Covido November 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid-🇲🇺mug.

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class
guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"
by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID
Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.
by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020
mugGet the COVID-havmug.

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown
"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"
by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid timemug.

covid rat

a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult
ew get away from me covid rat!!
by chArLoTTtTeEeE January 21, 2022
mugGet the covid ratmug.

Covid Privilege

Applies to anyone who is privileged enough to live in a developed country with free access to the vaccine, however, after having taken said vaccine (and booster), they still believe that Covid poses a significant threat to them. They are systematically incapable of recognizing that the prolongation of 'restrictions' has serious ramifications upon those less fortunate than themselves. Will commonly refer to as 'a pandemic of the unvaccinated', which is code for resentment towards those who do not agree with their worldview
Dave: Why is he wearing his mask still? The CDC says that 82% of Americans have been vaccinated.
Steve: He has got Covid privilege
by thisismyhandlelol April 12, 2022
mugGet the Covid Privilegemug.

Covid hole

Large gathering of maskless people, usually undergraduate, and usually college students.
Do you want to go to Harpers bar? No way -that place is a total covid hole.
by Tired and old September 18, 2021
mugGet the Covid holemug.

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